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the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
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THOSE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) POSTS ARE SO CONFUSING BECAUSE I’LL READ IT AND THERE’S JUST A BLANK SPACE IN MY THOUGHT VOICE WHENEVER A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) SHOWS UP
My computer has this “read out loud” ability and the other day I made it read ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) outloud.
it said “deg deg”
so now that’s what I hear when I see ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘deg deg’
that’s what it’s called now
a deg deg
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| Sean Kingston: | ♪She's indecisive♫ |
| Me: | What does that mean? |
| Sean Kingston: | ♬She can't decide♩ |
| Me: | Thanks |
i have never talked to this guy in my entire life and this is how he chooses to introduce himself
IM SCREAMINGSD HKPELP
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i wasnt going to post this bc i felt like it made me look fat but then i thought you know what i am fat but i am pretty and kind-hearted and caring and intelligent and one characteristic that i dont like about myself shouldnt make the other characteristics invalid and i look happy in this photo which i rarely look in photos so i am going to post it
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