welcome to 2007, mom


ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via fairyprncess)

jinkies i lost my glasses!


What happens at Skeleton Rave stays at Skeleton Rave

hello ladies cute feminist boy here


i am into consensual sex, i bathe, and i have gone four months without taking a human life

(Source: wetorturedsomefolks, via theyellowbrickroad)


Magical by Musterkatze


escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

(via unclefather)

The floor is lava!

if the bees are in the trap then who is pollinating the flowers

(Source: straightwhiteboyproblems, via unclefather)